The United States has a new president-elect, and while I am floored - amazed - even blindsided, I am not at all shocked by the stupidity of my people. Yes, I am talkin' about my folks - African Americans - God help us.
I am an educator as well as a writer. Yes, I was in a community event, where I was surrounded by a bunch of black folks who were pleased by the fact that we made history here in the states - Yes! Finally a black president! Yoo Hoo! So, I asked them, "Why did you vote for Obama?"
Stupidity never ceases to amaze me. The number of morons who responded, "Cause he black," overwhelmed me. Some of them were lying, I know, because they can't even vote (damned felons), so to say that bulls$&@ only added to my list of insults - which shot out like bullets - "YOU DAMNED IDIOT! White folks been voting for white folks just because they're white since air! It hasn't worked! What were you thinking? You dumb ass!"
Okay, so then I get the dumb jeans down around my thighs, gold tooth, no Standard English speaking response..."Cause! We needed a black president! We need to turn the White House black!"
Dumb asses...
Look fools - Mr. President Elect, Barack Obama...has more in common with white women than with yo' stupid asses! Remember, he was raised by white women...why would you think he would degrade the Harvard education he has by acting a damned fool?!?! Oh, my God...
Then, there's this (as my momma would call her) "IG'NANT BITCH" on some Hip hop web site who is telling her child to make rude comments about Mr. Obama, and refers to him as "the antichrist". Okay, even if you believe this - which you have a right to - why would you be stupid enough to film yourself saying it and post it all over the internet?
Oh say can you see - my dumb ass on TV???
This is why some black folks still use the "n-word". When we see stupidity, we have to call it like we see it. See, and I tell Joey this all the time, white folks don't have to defend themselves when one white person does some dumb ass s&%$! However, everytime a black person does some dumbass s*&, the rest of us generally end up in a situation where we have to "explain it away" like we're related to the dumb ass who did it.
Let the record show, I am done with this bullshit! I refuse to explain why some "ignant mu'fucka" has decided to say some dumb shit, act like a fool, or film his/herself acting like a damned idiot. Here's the facts...there are dumb mu'fuckas of all shapes, sizes, and colors! Just like the "ignant bitch" that decided to get filmed acting like a Dumbo dumb ass - by the way, you stupid jump-down, yo' black ass is about to get picked up AND investigated by the FBI. Your child will probably be put in protective custody too. That's what your dumb ass deserves!
And PLEASE, before you make a dumb ass comment like, "I voted for Obama cuz he black," PLEASE, I beg you! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! As my friends and I so readily say, "You stupid!" Not only white people, but even other black people concur!
Saturday, December 13, 2008
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Wow. More and more, Ms. Telarana, I am beginning to find your words and thoughts very interesting. Anywho, you wrote, "White folks been voting for e folks just because they're white since air! It hasn't worked!" What do you mean by that. (This I GOTTA hear)
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